Dear American Voter:

Of late, several ill-informed Americans have been comparing Mr. Donald Trump to me. I resent that, for I’m unique. Clearly, Mr. Trump isn’t evil like I was! I had 42 assassination attempts on my life, while Mr. Trump had just two.[1]

Importantly, I’m writing to seek your redemption, and to ensure history doesn’t repeat itself. We’re at the precipice of a world war, if events in the Middle East and Europe get further out of hand.

I admired Mr. Trump’s successful attempts to ensure the world was at peace during his first presidency. Indeed, his Abraham Accord was a stroke of genius, wherein he got the Arab nations to sign peace treaties with Israel.

Take my word: I know evil when I see it. Please do not vote for the modern Democrat Party…ever. This is not the party of JFK. This new version of the Democrat Party is at least as evil as I was, for they’ve even managed to convince many Jews—including Chuck Schumer, Steven Spielberg, Bill Maher, Howard Stern, etc.—that Trump is Hitler 2.0. At the same time, many of this Party’s followers support Hamas and Iran instead of Israel!

I’m speechless as to how this reprobate party use my social media trick to propagate the Trump 2.0 falsehood, while also spreading the vile disinformation that he’s a threat to Democracy when it’s the other way around—recall the bogus impeachments, the lawfare against Mr. Trump, especially the sham trial in New York and, of course, the assassination attempts. The Biden-Harris DOJ is the worst in U.S. history, for it systematically targets anyone who opposes the administration—I should know, for I had perfected this strategy when I was in power.

The Democrats use different platforms to promote their lies: ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, NPR, New York Times, USA Today…Mark Cuban.

I, on the other hand, was pithier: I called it the Propaganda Ministry, headed by my buddy Joseph Goebbels.

How dare this dangerous, power-hungry, corrupt group of politicians say a second Trump presidency will be worse than my cruel and hideous tyranny! Just take a look at Mr. Trump’s record of growth and prosperity for all Americans between 2016 and 2020.[2]

Even I’m scared of what the world would look like under a Harris-Walz administration.

You see, I didn’t have nuclear weapons back then…just gas chambers.

Yours sincerely,

Adolf Hitler

[1]  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_attempts_on_Adolf_Hitler

[2] Donald J. Trump, Fact Sheet – The Historic Results of President Donald J. Trump’s Economic Agenda Online by Gerhard Peters and John T. Woolley, The American Presidency Project.

https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/node/340144